I'm running for the office of the White House. Who Am I?

- I'm enjoying having one of the highest approval ratings for any governor in the country

- My strong Christian beliefs are energizing the Christian conservative voter

- My love of the outdoors and being a hunter is being used to depict me as a 'regular American' that voters can 'identify with'

- I call myself a "Washington outsider"

- I've really only visited Mexico, Canada, and one short trip to the Mid-East...not really done much international traveling, otherwise

- I've never really worked with or met foreign heads of state in an official government capacity

- I believe oil exploration should be expanded in my state and nationally

- I'm making promises to 'clean up Washington of corruption' and get rid of lobbyist control of congress, despite the fact that former lobbyists are running my campaign

- My view on corporate responsibility to the environment is that they should be self-governed, despite the horrible damage oil companies have already done to the fragile environment of my state

- The media and my detractors say I don't have enough experience to work in the White House

- Polling shows that Republican Women love me

- I support the teaching of sexual abstinence in my state's public school system, despite it's obvious flaws

- I publicly say I'm "against pork barrels" but my record shows that I earmark just like the rest of 'em

- My supporters often call me "good-looking" and "sexy" and "extremely likable"

- I can see a foreign, formerly socialist country from my state


My name is George W. Bush, and I've been your president for 8 years.

I don't know what it is, but there's something about that Palin-girl that I really like.