Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Call for a New Candidate

This election is getting so completely fucked that I think we introduce a third viable candidate.

Someone who will fight for the rights of entertainers and the disabled.

His name is David Brent. And although he is British and can't constitutionally run for the office of President, I think he should nominate himself as the Green Party candidate (after ousting Ralph "The Spoiler" Nader.)

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